father ftw
mom: i think we have to do your birthday dinner the night before because your brother says he’s going camping alone.
me: ok
mom: but i think he’s going camping with a girl
me: ok
mom: no one tells me anything. why do my children keep secrets from me?
dad: because they’re adults and it’s none of your god damn business.





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